Our Mission:
Building the
Communities of
Tomorrow
At The Dark Lord's Foundation for Underprivileged Orcs, our mission is to uplift the downtrodden Orcs of Middle-earth by providing them with the resources and training they need to reclaim their rightful place in the world. We believe that every Orc deserves the opportunity to serve the Dark Lord with pride, and we are committed to ensuring that no Orc is left behind in the pursuit of darkness.
Meet Our
Intrepid
Orcanisation
Leaders
The Dark Lord
Uruk-hai 1
Uruk-hai 2
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Did you know?
78% of orcs are underemployed, with most only finding part-time work as cannon fodder. Orcs are desperately seeking career advancement opportunities in pillaging and village-burning.
A staggering 4 out of 5 orcs report never having had hands-on experience in torturing humans, leading to a severe skills gap in Mordor’s labor market.
62% of orcs are dissatisfied with the current state of Middle-earth, complaining that there isn’t nearly enough darkness, chaos, or burning wastelands to make them feel truly at home.
Are you an Orc
in-need?
Don’t let your dark talents go to waste!
Join our cause and help us reclaim a Middle-Earth where all Orcs can thrive.
Learn to plunder villages at Mordor academy, participate in our war-preparation rallies, and sport your Sauron merch with pride.
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