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Forum Rules:
1. Treat each other with respect.
2. No smashing the forum (physically or digitally).
3. No posting cursed objects unless approved by a moderator-witch.
4. No bragging about your weapon size (we all have big axes).
5. No mention of The Ring is allowed.
6. Before creating a new thread, check the “Frequently Asked Battle Questions” section.
7. Flag inappropriate or suspicious posts to the Council of Darkness for immediate review (and possible execution).
8. Gondor sympathisers will be removed.
Active Discussions:
Why orc getz small axe? Dark Lord promise big weaponz!
Why humies no fight us like before? Where da big battles? So mani queschuns...
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GorgrukSmashUrFace
Rising Star
Zog toog krash bash. Best smash yet!
Grung zaga warg, zug zug, treez burn, humies run. SMASH! Orc win big, zug toog...
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xx_orcish_xx ***This user is under review, Access to this post has been restricted***
Zug... ever tink maybe dem Elves not all bad?
Maybe orc too hard on dem... grrrr maybe dey not so bad? No always need to fight...
Grrrrr, gambolic grug, grug grug greekking?
Grrrrr! Grug smash! Zug zug, kargath! Rrrr grung grak, worg toog. Zug zug zug!!!
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On Sauron’s Orders
I heard the Dark Lord is planning something big. We need to rally our strength! The humans think they can just wander around our lands. Let them come! We’ll show them why they should fear the name of Mordor!
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Orcish Cuisine
What’s the best dish in Mordor? Some say it’s roasted goblin, but I’m partial to charred rat! Nothing like a good meal after a long day of raiding. Anyone got tips on seasoning? I’m running low on salt!
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Something fishy here
You orcs sound funny. Using big words in your posts. I smell elf trickery! I bet they use some magic AI stuff to spread lies. Destroy the elves!
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The Dark Lord is not pleased
Someone has been forging posts in my name! I shall find them and they will be harshly dealt with. I have appointed another loyal orc to administer this forum as I have far more important matters to attend to.
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